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Great idea .. thanks to MysticMoon I decided I would take the test too...



This is what they came up with for me ...

Change, Transformation, Alteration.

People fear this card, but if you want to change your life, this is one of the

best indicators for it. Whatever happens, life will be different. Yes, the Death card can signal a death in the right circumstances (a question about a very sick or old relative, for example), but unlike its dramatic presentation in the movies, the Death card is far more likely to signal transformation, passage, change. Scorpio, the sign of this card, has three forms: scorpion, serpent, eagle. The Death card indicates this transition from lower to higher to highest. This is a card of humility, and it may mean you have been brought low, but only so that you can then go higher than ever before. Death "humbles" all, but it also "exults." Always keep in mind that on this card of darkness there is featured a sunrise as well. You could be ready for a change.

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cadrewolf
00:20 Jan 29 2009

did thanks

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TheeLadyHawk
13:17 Jan 29 2009

Thanks Hunni

I did it ............its posted in my journal

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OMG ... that's incredible. I just came away from the database and didn't realise what was meant by 'editing an entry'.

You don't just get the power to edit it but to .. well you get to do what you want with it. I think that's horrendous knowing how small minded some of the drama merchants on this site can be.

It's a bit like someone coming to your profile and adding whatever takes there fancy.

I really hope people use common sense in this area.

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BloodExtacy
17:15 Jan 26 2009

oh i know,seriously that's a bit to much power for some on here lol but i am sure they check it over daily and got a backup of the original...well i can only hope they do.

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MysticalChild
18:09 Jan 26 2009

one member of the procurator team mentioned people editing other people's poetry.... not meaning spelling, but the poem it's self. the words of the writer.

all i could do was shake my head

of course such edits were not approved.



common sense... some may have it and use it.

thankfully the procurator team do.

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BLOODLIFE
19:11 Jan 26 2009

I agree, I think it's totally discusting. I thought it was an error or that I'd been made a procurator as you would have thought only they should have that sort of ability .. lol

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HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION:



Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.. don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.



Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruit and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.



Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain . Bottoms up!



Q: How can I calculate my body/ fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.. If you have two bodies , your ratio is two to one, etc.



Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise programme?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good !



Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING !!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?



Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.



Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO!!! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!



Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.



Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!



Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.



And remember:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOW what a ride!'





Below is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stresses that build during the day;



BREAKFAST

1 Grapefruit

1 slice wholemeal toast

1 cup skimmed milk



LUNCH

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach

1 cup herbal tea

1 biscuit



AFTERNOON TEA

The rest of the biscuits from the packet

1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping



DINNER

4 bottles of wine (red or white)

2 loaves garlic bread

1 family size supreme pizza

3 chocolate bars



LATE NIGHT SNACK

1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)



REMEMBER :

'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'







Finally, here's some advice for you:



Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......



So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..



Yu haf no idr who fuggen gud I fel

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Sinora
10:51 Jan 21 2009

*Nods*

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ladygoddessaries
15:56 Jan 21 2009

*giggles* Ohhh good was thinking a drink and chocolate was sounding like a good thing today~

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MysticMoon
19:48 Jan 21 2009

ha

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beautifulmistake
11:03 Jan 26 2009

lol lmao....funny!!!

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This weekend I noticed that just between my eyebrows at the very top of my nose I have developed a little dry skin that is now flaking. My daughter thinks my eyebrows have dandruff!!

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MysticMoon
14:55 Jan 19 2009

no no its not dry skin your damn horns growing

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BLOODLIFE
15:07 Jan 19 2009

lol ... well it's been said i'm horny!!

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Xmas is, and will always be about my daughter. Spending three full days with her made it seem like old times ...

I wish I would have remembered my camera but at least I captured a few moments with my phone.







She loved the Guitar Hero for Wii .. just look at the concentration .. tongue in cheek and all ... lol







Not in the house hunni ..

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TheeLadyHawk
14:17 Jan 04 2009

OMG she has grown so much!!!

She looks just liker her daddy all tongue in cheek !



I know you are very proud

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DarkRuby
17:00 Jan 12 2009

Lovely Holiday pictures! Thanks for posting and sharing ;0)

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Joli
22:31 Jan 19 2009

Face it, man...the kid is coooooooooool.

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Babaganoosh
10:03 Jan 21 2009

I agree with Joli!

I was never that cool as a kid! *pouty face*

But those are lovely photos of what appears to have been a lovely day. ^_^

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